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Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Obama administration has done some great things. The stimulus measure stopped America from going into a deeper recession, and created hundreds of thousands of jobs. The healthcare plan will ensure coverage for the 20% of the population who are uninsured, and who were ironically against it.

These were great things, but there were two things in the way: Repulicans and Tea Partiers.

Obama, furious with the stubborness of the two groups, has decided to let each team have a stab at governing America for a week.

"From the shores of California..." said Obama in a new speech. "...to the skyline of New York. This is what the Republicans, and Tea Party will control for a month each."

The two teams will have to contend with trying to pass bills and laws, the economic crisis, the critism of the people and many other things.

"They think that running this joint is easy?!" ranted Obama. "I have 200 million bosses, all wanting me to please them! Let's see how they screw this crap up, in a brogdingnagian way." He then paused. "I bet none of them could know what that means, let alone spell it."

Twelve hours after the speech, power was handed over to the Republicans.

*This part was sent back in time to warn the past*

WASHINGTON, D.C. (December, 2010) - The Republicans after Obama's new pilot scheme have driven America into the wall. After invading entire nations, firing nukes at North Korea, banning evolution and small cars, and increasing greenhouse emission by 200%, Republican leader, Sarah Palin the Almighty, then collasped onto the floor of the Oval Office, as the entirety of the American States descended into utter chaos and riots, due to increased asthma, river poisoning, and shortages of fuel.

Obama as of press time was smiling, and thinking, "now, who can't run government?"

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