Dallas, TX--Hundreds of George Bush fans lined up early to get see the man, the legend, and the author of his own memoirs "Dude, Did I Do That? Sorry!"
"I want to know why he really wanted to go to Iraq. I am also looking forward to stories about his fears about going hunting with Dick Cheney." Bob Ninny, an unemployed carpenter from Dallas, said while waiting in line for a glimpse of Mr. Bush.
Most of the people standing in line were doing so because they still believed George Bush was smarter than the liberal media portrayed him.
"The liberal media couldn't stop making fun of him while he was president, but they still gave the guy a book deal, because they knew his insights were just that brilliant that he would sell a lot of books." Nancy Hudson, a Spoof reader said.
George Bush did say that his book would answer questions that most Americans had about his presidency. He also said that it might warm even the coldest liberal heart after reading about his life with his wife Laura.