Written by Isabel Zoleta
Print this

Sunday, 7 November 2010

Thank the racists for still using the term BLACK!

President Barack Obama has recently signed a contract with a Philippine skin care brand into endorsing their skin whitening line.

"We are so very lucky to have our first major politician to endorse our brand. And a very well-known politician indeed!" Dr. Vicki, the founder of the skincare product, smiles.

The gossip has also generated other reviews, mostly from the African-American community: "He, as an African, like us, should be fighting against these kinds of products, not using them!"

The news also enraged his fellow black youth, leading them to protest on the streets of Baltimore: "Be proud of your black heritage!" a sign read.

The President himself had nothing to comment on about the incident, and neither did his wife, Michelle Obama. I guess we have to leave it at that, people thinking the person outside is more important than who she or he is, on the inside.

Make Isabel Zoleta's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 plus 5?

9 6 19 8
118 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more