Written by Isabel Zoleta
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Sunday, 7 November 2010

Thank the racists for still using the term BLACK!

President Barack Obama has recently signed a contract with a Philippine skin care brand into endorsing their skin whitening line.

"We are so very lucky to have our first major politician to endorse our brand. And a very well-known politician indeed!" Dr. Vicki, the founder of the skincare product, smiles.

The gossip has also generated other reviews, mostly from the African-American community: "He, as an African, like us, should be fighting against these kinds of products, not using them!"

The news also enraged his fellow black youth, leading them to protest on the streets of Baltimore: "Be proud of your black heritage!" a sign read.

The President himself had nothing to comment on about the incident, and neither did his wife, Michelle Obama. I guess we have to leave it at that, people thinking the person outside is more important than who she or he is, on the inside.

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