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Sunday, 7 November 2010

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Key Republicans, John Boehner and Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, have each issued statements that they are considering working alongside President Obama if it means making the country stronger. They want to work on reducing federal spending while creating jobs here at home and believe they can work with Obama on those issues.

Upon hearing this news, Glenn Beck is said to have become enraged. "W-T-F?" Beck is said to have muttered after watching McConnell on Fox News say that he is not only willing but eager to work alongside such a fine President. He [Beck] then kicked a producer's dog who just happened to be in his office during "Bring Your Pet to Work Day." The Schnauzer required medical assistance.

Later, Beck issued this statement, "Ok, I get it, it is some kind of sick, twisted joke they're playing on me and Bill-O, right? I mean, come on, all that nasty rhetoric during the play ups to the elections, was I dreaming? I didn't see one sign of this about face coming. So what does that make me? The idiot? Well, does it?" Beck then went to the far corner of the room and collapsed in a heap, asking for a box of Kleenex and another dog to kick.

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