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Saturday, 6 November 2010

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Sarah Palin says that she can pee while standing up no problem. (Photo courtesy of Vice-President Joe Biden).

DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has caused a mini-political tsunami by making a statement about Senator John McCain's 2008 Presidential Campaign running mate Sarah Palin.

Bush, who threw out the ceremonial first pitch at one of the Texas Rangers - San Francisco Giants World Series Games laughed as he said that it is downright silly and plumb ridiculous that just because she was the governor of Alaska means that she could run the country.

Dubya added that the city of Austin, Texas has more people than the entire state of Alaska, but that doesn't mean that Mayor Fing Chow Ling Fu, III, is qualified to run the most powerful country in the world.

Bush then added that he would much rather see Fox News talk show host Sean Hannity run at the top of the GOP presidential ticket than "Snowflake" Sarah.

When the former president was told about Palin's remark that she can also pee standing up, Bush started laughing and pointed out that she may be able to pee while standing up but that when it comes to distance, he knows that he should shoot his urine stream way farther than the wilderness woman could.

George then added that prior to McCain having picked Palin as his vice-presidential candidate that neither he nor his wife had ever heard of the snowmobile riding, moose blasting, woman from the frozen land known as Alaska.

Bush grinned that patented George W. Bush grin and noted that he had heard of Tina Fey, but that the name Sarah Palin just did not ring a cow bell.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Fox News talk show host Bill O'Reilly has reportedly written a letter to the elder George Bush asking him to tell his son to stop criticizing Sarah Palin before she starts loosing her self-confidence, self-esteem, self-pride, self-worth, and even her urinating confidence.]

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