The US Government has now decided that war is the only thing that brings about peace in the world. Bush (George W) announced yesterday:
"Only by continually threatening other nations, and through some invasions of crazy bastardised countries, can we possible secure peace for the rest of the 'God Fearing' world.
"We must be resolute in our aims. We must be able to eat the sandwiches of democracy. We must be able to live the lives outside of the box."
Some media spectators have been sceptical of the Premiere's announcement, preferring to believe that he was simply drunk.