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Saturday, 6 November 2010

Washington--Keith Olbermann was suspended by MSNBC because he donated campaign money to Democrats.

"I was shocked to find out that Mr. Olbermann donated money to a Democrat. We hired him to be unbiased." A NBC spokesman said in press release given to reporters.

The press release also mentioned that "...even if Mr. Olbermann tends to side with Democrats, it doesn't mean that he has the freedom to give money to Democrats running for political office. He is allowed to voice his opinion on his show, but he can't backup his opinions in his private life."

Mr. Olbermann loves to bash Republicans, and these latest revelations won't do anything to stop people from watching his show.

"People like me because I am the anti-Bill O'Reilly. They want to see me bash the GOP." Mr. Olbermann said on his blog today.

"I just can't wait to get back to work and put this all behind me. This is what I get for being honest and a Democrat--screwed." Mr. Olberman added.

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