Poor President Obama. First the Republicans kick most of his fellow Democrats out of office and replace them. Now Michelle has bought an Obama blow-up doll from China to keep her company while he is on the road.
"She won't quit talking about the (Beep) thing."
"I got it as a gag gift before I went on the road campaigning for all those people...losers...and when I come home, the thing is stark naked in our bed."
The blow-up sex doll of President Obama made its debut at a convention called the 8th Sex Culture Festival in China about a month ago.
Michelle admits that she gets lonely while her husband in on the road and she welcomes the companionship.
"They made him really big", she stated. "I've bought Mama one too, although we had them replace the head with that of Sidney Poitier."
Meanwhile the President could only shake his head as he was getting ready for his trip to India.
"Maybe I'll sent 'Big Obama' in my place?"
"I've never in my life had a week like this."