Illinois - (Ass Mess): A lifesize inflatable sex doll of President Barack Obama comes with a tantalising range of accessories after the fuct (sic) sex shop customers have said.
'Blow-up Barry' - as it has been dubbed - is pretty much lifelike down below following rigorous technical testing by delighted Chicago residents.
The standard $100 latex model comes primed with organic lubricants made from BP oil spill derivatives.
Realistic internal glands also secrete customer-friendly pheromones which intensify with daily usage.
One Chicago sex shop customer survey response this week showed user satisfuction (sic) with the doll's tumescence properties - with one purchaser noting that 'its asshole just get bugger - er...bigger' with inflation.
"But hell, that's the economy for ya!" a survey footnote added helpfully.
The sex aid is manufactured under licence in China following a deal on the President's intellectual properties.
UK Prime Monster's first official visit to Beijing next week may see the doll's exports sore (sic).