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Thursday, 4 November 2010

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Lifelike: got myself a walking talking living doll!

Illinois - (Ass Mess): A lifesize inflatable sex doll of President Barack Obama comes with a tantalising range of accessories after the fuct (sic) sex shop customers have said.

'Blow-up Barry' - as it has been dubbed - is pretty much lifelike down below following rigorous technical testing by delighted Chicago residents.

The standard $100 latex model comes primed with organic lubricants made from BP oil spill derivatives.

Realistic internal glands also secrete customer-friendly pheromones which intensify with daily usage.

One Chicago sex shop customer survey response this week showed user satisfuction (sic) with the doll's tumescence properties - with one purchaser noting that 'its asshole just get bugger - er...bigger' with inflation.

"But hell, that's the economy for ya!" a survey footnote added helpfully.

The sex aid is manufactured under licence in China following a deal on the President's intellectual properties.

UK Prime Monster's first official visit to Beijing next week may see the doll's exports sore (sic).

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