(Sector 20301) - America's newest National Security Strategy has been revealed to consist of a fleet of unmanned aerial vehicles backed up by an army of Clint Eastwood clones.
Vice President Joe Biden has called the strategy "pure genius", hailing Mr. Eastwood as one of the country's national treasures and a veritable badass.
Biden: "The man survived a plane crash into the frigid waters of the Pacific Ocean and then swam three miles to shore! And did you see him in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly?? He had no name for Pete's sake!"
Mr. Biden also said that the hard part (i.e. planning) is done. Now all that needs to be figured out is how to clone the man known alternately as Bronco Billy, Dirty Harry, Josey Wales, and Philo Beddoe just to name a few...