RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California - Famed star and singer Demi Lovato has left the Jonas Brothers Concert Tour and has checked into The Pee Wee Herman Rehab Clinic in Rancho Cucamonga.
Lovato was reportedly accompanied to the clinic by her hair stylist Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon, who refused to tell the news media exactly why it was that he was wearing pink fishnet stockings underneath a pair of Daisy Duke shorts.
Demi, who is 18, was asked why Mr. Tabby was dressed the way he was and she just grinned, shrugged her shoulders, and said that he is just a big fan of Jessica Simpson's.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Simpson portrayed Daisy Duke in the movie The Dukes of Hazzard, which Mr. Tabby has said is his all time favorite motion picture.]
Lovato did not comment when she was asked why she was checking into the Pee Wee Herman Rehab Clinic.
One of her back up singers Repunsel Suarez was asked if it was due to physical, emotional, or mental reasons. Suarez, who is from Tampico, Mexico, and speaks very little English simply replied, "Jes, I do not know dee answer berry mush tank ju too many."
An unnamed inside source stated that he heard from a concert promoter, who heard from a security guard, who heard from a fan that Lovato appeared to be suffering from an eating disorder that begins with the letter "A."
The unidentified fan, who did reveal her initials as being F.X.Y., added that she knows for a fact that ever since Demi broke up with Joe Jonas that her underarms have broken out in hives and sometimes she will sneeze uncontrollably for up to seven minutes non-stop.
Lovato revealed to one of her nurses, Missy Mistentocker of Monrovia, that the real reason that she checked into the clinic is because she hopes that Joe Jonas will feel sorry for her and he will dump his girlfriend Ashley Greene and get back together with her just like they were before Ash came along and messed up her and Joey's happy little 'playhouse.'
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