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Tuesday, 23 November 2010

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Hesbad, Ca - Three shots, at the Dealey Plaza Shopping Mall, taken from an iPHONE by Abraham Zapruder allege to show Michael Jackson with his ex father-in-law Elvis Presley.

The first shot, appears to be the profile of Michael Jackson, judging by the weird shaped nose. The second shot, is of a Jackson like figure, moon dancing, while, talking to someone with Brylcreem-slicked white hair and sideburns. The third shot, shows the same two people from the back. One is wearing white socks and black shoes and a jacket with epaulets, while, the other person has a high collar shirt, a glitter jumpsuit and blue suede crocs. In the background can be seen the Grassy Knoll Health Food Store and someone entering Lee Harvey Men's Boutique.

The photos and a report of the event have been given to forensic expert, Mr. Warren Commission for analysis and verification. The person entering Lee Harvey Men's Boutique has already been identified as Jack Ruby, who has confirmed being there on the date in question, November 22. "We have many hours and more work to do in verifying whether these two gentlemen are indeed Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley," said Mr. Commission.

Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis and ex-husband of Michael Jackson, visiting her ex-husband's grave at Forest lawn with bodyguard LB Johnson, read a prepared statement: "I'll be waiting anxiously, with the rest of the world for the Warren Commission Report. If they are alive, you better believe, I'm gonna fix my daddy, his favorite - a peanut butter, banana and melted bacon grease sandwich - and be there with Bubbles and a bucket of KFC for Michael."

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