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Thursday, 28 October 2010

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The guitar that Billy Ray Cyrus wrote his hit song Achy Breaky Heart on.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Billy Ray and Leticia Cyrus have filed for divorce after a marriage of 17 years. The couple has five children including one of the richest teens in America, Miley Cyrus.

A spokesperson for the couple stated that Billy Ray and Tish did not want to air out their wash in public but hinted that the breakup was due to the fact that the two had merely stopped loving, honoring, and obeying as they had promised in their wedding vows which were taken 17 years ago.

Miley could not be reached for a comment as she was down in Shreveport, Louisiana, giving someone or other a lap dance.

Her spokesperson did say that Miley will allow joint custody of herself to both parents and that she wants both of them to know that she will not write a song about their breakup like LeAnn Rimes did.

Miley also added that if a movie about her parents divorce is made that she would like for Johnny Depp to play her father and Sandra Bullock to play her mother. Miley said that she would, of course, play herself as there is no one who knows her inner personality quirks better than her.

Meanwhile the 49-year-old Billy Ray has denied rumors that the reason he is divorcing his wife is so that he can marry Heidi Montag.

He did note that he does find "Plastic Woman" to be quite an attractive lady, but he was quick to add that he is allergic to plastic, as he breaks out in achy breaky hives.

In other news. Sylvester Stallone has announced that he will soon begin filming on his latest Rocky movie entitled, 'Rocky 19 - The Geritol Kicks In.'

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