The Minnesota Vikings have made it abundantly clear to quarterback Brett Favre that they are not waiting for the NFL's ruling, telling him in a closed door meeting, "Focus more on throwing the ball to our players, and focus less on texting pictures of your hog to people. Or else."
Favre, who broke his "most consecutive days without pretending to retire" record today with 14 (his previous best was 11 days), is being investigated by the NFL after a New York Jets employee claimed that Farve sent a photo of his diminutive man-meat to her telephone, hoping to get a pity-handjob out of it.
"Look, that picture was sent from Brett Favre's telephone. Now, whether that is his penis, or perhaps the penis from a Pygmy, or a fieldmouse is not relevant," said the employee's attorney. "What is relevant is how much I am going to sue Favre for."
"Brett understands exactly what we want from him," said the Vikings team President. "The only purple helmet he should put his hands on is his Vikings helmet."