"A witch and a bitch in 2012!" sang Sarah Palin to a favorable crowd of 10 people at a recent book signing. "We've contracted this wonderful new Ad agency from some boys at The Spoof.com. Its this new way of writing Political Ads called Gerbil Slinging. They guaranteed me we'd gain in the polls."
"She said what?" asked Mark, editor of TheSpoof.com, "we don't have any Ad Agency that I know of....uh-oh....Skoob!! Morse!!! J.O.!"
While their candidacy is still unofficial, Palin and O'Donnell are already building an organization. "We need the best volunteers money can buy, were hiring a constitution specialist, and someone to handle those pesky reporters like Katie Couric. Then just wait for our ads, the gerbils are gonna fly!"
The Spoof is doing an internal investigation to verify Ms Palin's claims, but no additional information was available a press time.