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Tuesday, 19 October 2010

Oshkosh, WI--Republican Senate nominee Ron Johnson admitted that he isn't a very good accountant.

"I was the accountant when my company PACUR used government money to expand the business. I really didn't know how to put the government money on the books, because I missed that day when I was a college student." Ron Johnson told reporters.

Ron Johnson isn't lying about missing days during college, because he had denied allegations that he barely graduated, because he was too busy reading Ayn Rand.

"I am just lucky that I married in to a rich family, and they are used to me just kind of doing nothing." Ron Johnson said

Ron Johnson also tried to explain his latest TV commercial where he tried to added up to 100, but came up way too short when doing the math, but still acted like nothing was wrong.

"Yeah, what can I say when it comes to math, I suck at it." Ron Johnson added as he tried to avoid anymore questions from reporters.

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