Written by Gay Larry
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Gay, Kids

Saturday, 16 October 2010

image for Gay Man Shows Young Boy's Pictures of Pianists
Happy to see so many massive pianists

It's not every day that a young child's eyes light up in glee at the thought of a visiting Gay Man, but today was the exception.

Larry Sabu, 20, was invited to visit a Texan school and show them his slide show of illustrations of massively famous piano players.

"Texan children are usually a rambunctious, stupid lot but as soon as Mr. Sabu whipped out his pianist's they went wild!", said the children's toothless teacher.

Bach, Beethoven, Duke Ellington, Ray Charles, and Jerry Lee Lewis were popular images but the biggest cheer came when Liberace and Elton John's faces were splashed up on the screen.

"Elton John is an idol to these Texan children. They all want to grow up and get married to a woman just like he did", the teacher - who quite clearly got lost in some bizarre early 1970's time warp and never escaped - innocently smiled.

The best part was when Larry showed them his self-made 'Pictures of Pianists Pop-Up Book', where the pianists are literally right there up in your face.

"All the children talk about now is pianists, pianists, pianists", teacher again smiled.

The children deemed the whole event a roaring success and added that they had never seen so many massive pianists before but that they would look forward to Larry dropping by again - perhaps this time with his inflatable sheep collection.

Make Gay Larry's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 3?

5 8 18 9

Go to top