Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, Sarah Palin (BOP) announce national tour to BOP the vote! Just when you thought that the attack on America's manhood couldn't get worse, the three Tea Party spokeswomen joined forces to prove that their Democratic opponents were less than men and not much more than pussies with a Twinkie. Amidst cries of "You go, girl!"; "Pussy rules!" and "Is it in yet?"
In the first large rally outside of Detroit, thousands of wildly enthusiastic women attended and the three feminist leaders spoke to a cheering audience. Amidst cries of "You go, girl! "Pussy rules!" and Is it in yet?," the crowd seemed to thoroughly enjoy the show. A large percentage of the women attendees were seen carrying side arms, wearing cod pieces, spitting on the ground, and scratching their genitals.
Not all the feminist groups in the country were pleased, however. The League of Women Voters issued a statement that read in part: "The language, demeanor, and degrading actions used in this year's election cycle is not only demeaning and disgusting, but inappropriate to a great democracy. Therefore, we are not going to participate in any way in the elections this year. We are opting out. Frankly, we don't give a rat's ass who wins."
In related news, the NFL ha announced the first annual competition among the league's cheer leading squads and has invited the BOP trio as honorary guests. The competition will be held in Cleveland at the Browns Stadium and is titled: The First Annual Cunt, Pass, & Kick Competition.