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Friday, 15 October 2010

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Gov. Moonbeam

The nasty words and insults just keep on coming. During the debate between Jerry Brown and Meg Whitman the other night, there was some discussion about one of Brown's aides using the "W" word to describe Whitman. Brown tried to dodge responsibilty for this by adroitly using his moonbeam wired brain, which failed him like usual.

Then, later in the week, the national chapter of NOW ripped into to him like a posse of demented Schnauzers in heat for calling Whitman a whore. However, the California NOW goombah agreed with Governor Moonbeam, saying indeed, Whitman is a whore.

This sign of nomenclature approval was all Brown needed to hear. With his mouth sneering like an embittered homopteran sucking on ragweed, he added that Meg Whitman was not only a whore; she also had ramshackle ovaries and clapboard breasts.

What ever happened to discussing the economy?

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