Peter Paul, son of Ron Paul and little brother to Rand Paul who is running for the Senate in Kentucky next month, has even managed to startle his own family a bit.
"Yeah, that kid", stated Ron Paul, shaking his head. "He's a lot more liberal than the rest of the family. At first I thought he was just horsing around but after I thought about it, WHY not have a limited nuclear war?"
"For one thing, it would reduce the population problems, there would be jobs burying all those that didn't make it and I think it would draw us all together to never let something like a limited nuclear war ever happen again."
"You're stealing my material, Daddy", stated Peter Paul. "I think that only the blue states around the east and west coast would be hit. They'd hit New York, Boston, then Los Angeles, San Fransisco, Washington and Oregon, etc. Then the people in the middle of the United States, mostly honest, hard-working red states, wouldn't have to be hearing all that heathen crap every day."
"There wouldn't be all that many people to sneak into the country either. In fact, most of them here would high-tail it, lickety split. Doggone it, I say we go for it. Let's drop the big one Daddy."
"Just a minute", stated Ron Paul to his son. "If those nuclear missiles have been bugged, they could hit the middle states instead. We'd shore wake up with egg on our faces should THAT happen. Maybe we need to think on this some more."