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Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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This guy has a bigger rack than Taylor

Country Music singing sensation Taylor Swift may have to put her entertainment career on hold for the next two years. She has been appointed the latest "Czar" by President Barack Obama. Her new, cabinet level, non-constitutional post will make the young woman the government's new "Itty Bitty Titty" Czar.

According to Presidential Spokesman Jordan Bates, "Taylor Swift is uniquely qualified for this role in government. As a flat chested, breastless woman, she understands the situations and problems of the boobless in our society."

"We anticipate her special insights into the problems of The Young and the Chestless as she guides the Executive Branch through their special circumstances."

For example, we understand that Teat Free women of the world sometimes have to do all of their blouse shopping in the little boy's clothing sections, as women's clothing is designed to have breasts. We also have heard that the children of the breastless may be undernourished if their itty bitty titty mommy decides to breast feed."

When asked what prompted the government to choose Swift for the role, Bates said that "she was at the White House last year honoring the Grammy winners. When Taylor, who is 6'6" tall, stood before the President, her chest was directly in his face. It was very obvious to the Anointed One that there was something missing."

This appointment was approved and supported by every one except Kanye West, who felt that there are plenty of flat chested rappers who could perform the role better.

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