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Tuesday, 12 October 2010

SACRAMENTO, CA - Gubernatorial hopeful, Jerry Brown, called his opponent, Meg Whitman a "F*cking Whore" who would go down on an elephant for a campaign donation.

California Attorney General Jerry Brown, left a phone message in September for a union official whose campaign contributions he was seeking, but apparently forgot to hang up the phone, because a rousing conversation between him and some staffers afterward was recorded. Brown used the term "F*cking Whore" to describe his Republican rival, Meg Whitman.

In response, Meg Whitman countered that Jerry Brown was "a God-Damned C*cksucking Gigolo" who would teabag a donkey for a few dollars.

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