Once again the United States Supreme Court has handed down it's latest ruling on what is the definition of pornography.
The court had waited until their latest supreme came aboard in Judge Kagan.
According to the latest ruling: Pornography is 'Anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts.'
"Well, that's a load off my mind" stated Larry Flynt of Hustler Magazine. Our magazine is very artistic in that we think it is totally a 'fine piece of work' and will continue to do so."
Some magazines that specialize in certain sexual preferences have added a copy of "The Scream" on every page in the top right hand corner.
However, others have taken offense at the ruling.
"If you go by that definition, it would fit at least half of the commercials we see on television", stated President Obama's former pastor, Jeremiah Wright, for once making sense. "They show all they can by with, and I've seen absolutely no artistic merit at all!"
Meanwhile, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stated that "To men, all pornographic movies are about action, sports and true love with all the boring sports and true love left out."
"After all these years of 'Honey, just try this last one here', I consider myself an expert on the subject."