It's been reported that men in Texas, the so-called Lone Star State have embraced gay culture much more than was previously thought, with new statistics suggesting that 75% of males there prefer the 'close company' of other men.
The news will come as a shock to many who think Texan men are red-blooded, rough-and-tumble fellas who like nothing better than sticking their pork swords in the gaping holes of their womenfolk.
They are, in fact, red-blooded, rough-and-tumble fellas who like nothing better than sticking their pork swords in the gaping holes of their menfolk.
"Everyone I know is gay", said Gaylord Suckit, 23, adding, "I'm probably gay myself!".
Homosexuality seems to have really taken rapid forward strides in the land of the cowboys after the Hollywood blockbuster Brokeback Mountain broke down the barriers for Texans, and showed them it was fine to be gay. One cowboy, dressed only in cowboy boots, told our reporter Larry Sabu: "I am Texan and I like you very much. I'd like to take you back to my ranch, bend you over a fence, and teach you a lesson!"
Then the two consenting adults disappeared behind a nearby bush.