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Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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Fudge Outlet

The United Fudge Packer Union, which represents millions of fudge packers in the USA, today issued a declaration of support for a product that might revolutionize the fudge packing industry. At no time in the history of fudge packing has there ever been such universal support for an enema.

After seven years of product research and development, the Bristox Company announced that this product, which they say will make fudge packing 90 percent more palatable because of the unique combination of an elastomer compound derived from the discarded leaves of Brazilian rubber plants and the extract from hazel nuts.

Anyone familiar with the pleasant odor of freshly brewed hazel nut coffee will probably be a ready customer for this new enema product. Already available in most pharmacies as a fragrance for specially formulated douches, fudge packers are licking their chops in expectation of trying this new enema product.

Look for this product to appear on the shelves of the local pharmacy in your neighborhood.

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