Written by Ellis Ian Fields

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Topics: NASA

Tuesday, 5 October 2010

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Planet Earth is to sue singer-wongwriter Dido for using a photograph of it on the cover of her 2008 album Safe Trip Home.

The news is a further shock for the popular popstrel after retired astronaut Bruce McCandless announced he was suing her for using the the photograph, which features him floating above the planet.

Self-proclaimed "Earth Mother" Penelope "Gaia" Muesli, said: "It's always the same. People think they can get away with these things.

"Look, that astronaut spaceman says it's a picture of him - but you only have his and NASA's word for it. You can't really tell.

"But if there is one sure thing, that is Mother Earth in the picture. Who thinks of her?

"Well, we're going to sue on her behalf as well. And I'll tell you what... we're getting serious. National Geographic better look out - they've always got pictures of Mother Earth in it in some for or another.

"We will make the planet rich!"

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