Written by Gabhan O'Buachalla
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Topics: Oil Spill, bp

Friday, 1 October 2010

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Following the Deepwater Oil spill a British Petroleum executive made worldwide headlines when he commented that he just wanted to get his life back

We tracked him down to see how he is getting on

"I had a terrible time in the colonies, all those smelly American fishermen crying over spilt oil"

"Like what was I supposed to do, I'm just paid to look sharp in a suit and talk with a posh condescending accent"

"Thank Goodness, that folly is all over, I can spend time on my yacht in the med and go out to dinner in top notch restaurants with my wife"

"I keep busy meeting investment consultants who help me figure out where to stash my millions in remuneration from BP"

"We are in a recession but I keep a stiff upper lip and plod on through it, the Learjet can wait till next year. It's not all about the money"

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