LA- Linda Ronstadt and Jerry Brown in the headlines again? Will California ever have leadership that doesn't have some hollywood or music ccnnection? Apparently not yet, and definitely not now!
Jerry Brown, who was a household name in 1970s California politics, is back and apparently he is after a new femme de trouble. With Linda Ronstadt solidly into respectable retirement and no longer making headlines for cocaine abuse, Brown announced today his devoted interest in Lindsay Lohan.
"I've heard she has a just incredible vajazzle," said Brown when he thought our microphone was off, "I've heard it is shaped like the state of California, man that's a vagina I've got to see!"
"I'd love to," replied Lindsay to a reporter who told her of Brown's interest in her vajazzle. It's not everyday a piece of history shows interest in me. I actually did this latest design for my lawyer team, but Jerry is very welcome. Long as he doesn't offer me drugs, I have detectors on me now so I have to be careful."
Brown later claimed to not be interested in Lohan's privates, only for the sake of art and his interest in artistic "things".
"Oh its an artistic thing all right," said Lohan, "In fact it kind of looks like a cute beaver, oops! I just made a pun didn't I?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger was unavailable for comment but a spokesperson said, "Were screwed, if wins, were screwed if he loses, so let the voters have fun with it."