Washington - (Star Bores): Is America's First Lady conducting a military agenda of her very own, flanked by a covert ET army of nuke-busting aliens?
Or are the 'nuke-busting ET' headlines today just a cover story behind some further grim revelations about the Stuxnet virus that has contaminated Iranian nuclear plants?
A major security conference in DC today will hear evidence from former USAF pilots claiming latest nuclear technology is being deactivated by a powerful alien species.
Former USAF airman Capt Robert Salas is on record that it started in 1967 at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana when 10 Minuteman nuclear missiles were disabled by an extraterrestrial force.
In 1980 at the UK's RAF Bentwaters there were reports that aliens had landed 'inside the nuclear storage area' according to Col Charles Halt.
The base was home to the US 81st Tactical Fighter Wing during the notorious Greenham Common episode when American warheads were being sited on British soil to repel the menace of the Soviet Union.
A spokesman for the Pentagon said today: "It's just a spoiler about the Stuxnet malware in Iran.
"But don't discount the Michelle Obama angle!"