Written by Jean Le Fete
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Saturday, 25 September 2010

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O'Donnell flying off the broom stick?

Christine O' Donnell today risked her life to make a public statement about the GOP Pledge.

"GOP's 'Pledge to America' lays out a GOP agenda to obliterate the Middle Class as we know it. Once they slash taxes on anything that favor's their own interests, they will drive wages and salaries into the ground by demolishing unions. Universities will never be the same, they will be gutted and turned into training facilities for industry."

Karl Rove and Newt Gingrich are said to have penned the preamble on social issues which reads, "We the people, in order to further our own dominance, hereby abdicate any responsibility for the poor, huddled masses, or anybody yearning to be free."

Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney were quick to criticize O' Donnell as being too liberal even for her own Tea Party, "Christine O'Donnell is clearly out of her league and as a former witch, she is not...." Limbaugh and Cheney then froze completely and ceased any movement.

When asked if she had anything to do with Limbaugh and Cheney's problems, O'Donnell smiled, "I stopped casting spell's back in high school, but maybe some old friends are helping me."

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