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Wednesday, 22 September 2010

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Obama Left a Lonely Boy After Everyone Bails!!!

So much for Global Warming as the electrical bill for the White House hasn't gone down, even though there's nobody at home anymore!

Obama is doing everything he can to stay away from the place, even though he has mandated that someone keep the lights on and the temperature at 82 degrees year round.

The Limos are fueled with engines idling to keep the batteries (not lithium) charged, and the interior temperature comfortable.

Bo the White House Dog has at least 12 Care Givers, not to mention his
security shield of 7 Secret Service Men, while mother in law Ms.Marian Robinson
is ensconced in her own wing where she is free to continue to practice Voodoo
and a very liberal version of Sanataria.

Michelle's Victory Garden is somewhat tended, although most of the medical marijuana is now imported from our national parks in California, with cultivators recently enrolled in the Teamster's Union.

Rahm Emanuel is packing his bags after initiating the first strike against potential Chicago Mayoral Candidate Jesse Jackson Jr, having it leaked that Junior offered Blago $6m to appoint him to Obama's Senate seat, and the fact his campaign flew a pale skinned waitress to Chicago to discuss "intimate personal details' on at least two occasions.

Emanuel, said to be decisive and fast moving, has wasted no time launching a scorched earth policy against any of his perceived rivals for the lucrative plum of being King of Chicago. Long time Chicago Crime & Politics observers say that Rahm 'has such a hard on for the job, he barely fits into his padded Ballet Tights"

Larry Summers, Economic Advisor is gone, Robert Gibbs the Press Secretary is lobbying to replace Chris Matthews on "Hairball", Valerie Jarrett is said to be so distressed over Obama's impotence, she's considering taking up with Disgraced Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick who she says 'can at least still get it up!"

Meanwhile, stressed Congressman using Caller ID are not answering the phone when Pelosi calls, and Harry Reid is spending all his time in the loo jerking off to pictures of the Dems 'Hottest" Senator Kirsten Gillibrand who was appointed to Hillary Clinton's seat after she pulled a train with Charlie Wrangel, Chris Shumer and Anthony Weiner thanks to an endorsement of her prowess by former AG Eliot Spitzer who claimed he didn't pay $4500 an hour for HER!

Current Massachusetts Governor Deval 'Cadillac" Deval, facing a tough campaign and realizing the White House is empty, has put in a call to see if he can dump Obama's Aunt Zulu into Barry's lap so he can say he's tough on illegals, and cut overhead from the welfare budget that is supporting the 58 year old Kenyan who recently demanded it is her 'right' to get immediate
citizenship after being in the country illegally for 10 years.

Even VP Joe Biden is bailing out, exclaiming on national TV 2 days ago that he 'was only 2nd in line' for the Presidency....effectively placing the burden on current House Speaker, Botox Bimbo Nancy Pelosi to try to put the house of cards together.

Obama has been seen without his wedding ring for nigh on to two weeks now, claiming it is out for 'repair' while wife Michelle is no where to be found.

Rumours have her traveling with rapper '50 cent', hanging out with Morgan Freeman and Danny Glover, on a yacht with Tiger Woods or back in Chicago paving the way for Rahm in his mayoral bid.

DC police say the scene around the White House reminds them of film they've seen of Chernobyl after the nuclear accident: empty streets and erie music being played.

The only sound emanating from the White House these days seems to be coming from a recording of Clarence Frog Man Henry as he moans:

Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo

Ain't got no home.
A-no place to roam.
Ain't got no home.
A-no place to roam.
I'm a lonely boy.
I ain't got a home.

I got a voice.
I love to sing.
I sing like a girl
And I sing like a frog.
I'm a lonely boy.
I ain't got a home.

Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo
Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo
Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo
Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo
Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo
Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo

(Girl's voice:)
I ain't got a man.
I ain't got a son.
I ain't got a daughter.
I ain't got no one.
I'm a lonely girl,
I ain't got a home.

Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo
Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo
Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo
Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo
Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo
Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo

(Frog's voice:)
I ain't got a mudder.
I ain't got a fadder.
I ain't got a sister.
Not even a brudder.
I'm a lonely frog,
I ain't got a home.

Oh, what you say to me.
Please say to me.
Oh, what you say to me.
Please say to me.
I'm a lonely frog,
I ain't got a home.

Barry Obama....HMMMM, HMMMM, HMMMM.

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