Rankled by the derogatory comments that compare President Obama's Administration with his own debacle as president, cracker peanut farmer Jimmy Carter unleashes on those with the temerity to compare their tenures.
"Listen," he says, "Barack Obama is a fine Afro-American who reads his TelePrompter without any hint of his true ethnicity. I don't know how he does it. Growing up in Georgia, I can barely understand myself. They must have had some mighty fine English schools in Kenya."
"As far as I know, Obama has never held a real job like me. Before I was elected President, I managed a big-time peanut farm with my no-account brother, Billy. You remember Billy, don't you? He reminds me of Michelle Obama; sittin around all day, drinkin beer and carrying on with the help."
"Anyway, my major achievement was giving away the Panama Canal. Maybe Barack should look into the feasibility of giving the Suez Canal to Israel. That would make those Zionists who work for him happy."
Catch ya'all later,