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Monday, 20 September 2010

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Musical punishment awaits the notorious Al Qaeda Leader

They still haven't found him, but America have threatened notorious Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden with the worst possible punishment known to man.

The supposed mastermind of the 9/11 plots will be escorted onto a plane to land at Orlando International Airport, where he will be sent via ice cream van to the Magical Kingdom. From there, top US officials plan to subject him to 72 hours straight of "It's A Small World After All".

This cruel and inhumane punishment; thought to be the bane of many marriages as well as the factor which drove a whole school of teenagers crazy; is thought to be promised for Bin Laden.

Of course, all they have to do now is find him. And with this punishment on the cards, wouldn't you stay hidden?

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