Salem - In one of the most extreme right moves of the century,Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh have captured Christine O' Donnell and transported her to stand trial for witchcraft.
Rep. Mike Pence (R) of Indiana, the third-ranking Republican in the House leadership, said Monday that O'Donnell will be weighed with a duck and that if she weighs more than said duck, she's a witch!
"These are serious allegations, said Karl Rove, standing between Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin, "If this is true, we have only until midnight to avoid the unleashin' of terrible, horrific supernatural forces of evil!"
"Let me just say," said Sarah Palin,"that witchcraft will not be tolerated in this great country of ours. It goes against the constitution, except for that silly little part about religious freedom, freedom of speech, and some of those other things were going to fix."
Rush Limbaugh said nothing, but he was in fact holding a flaming torch and bellowed like a bull moose occasionally and without warning.