NASHVILLE, TN - Al Gore has acquired Klingon Disruptor technology that he plans to use in his fight against global-warming" skeptics.
The first use of the new technology will be to change "Anthropogenic Global Warming" (AGW) to "Global Climate Disruption" (GCD). Mr. Gore plans on renting the International Space Station from the recently bankrupted US government. Once aboard, he plans to fire upon the earth using his newly acquired Klingon Disruptor.
Computer models predict that the Disruptor will cause the earth's temperature to increase 1.7 degrees Celsius, which will speed global warming and will vindicate Mr. Gore's apocryphal prediction of eminent death of all humans within his lifetime due to AGW.