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Friday, 17 September 2010

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Barney Frank Announces New TEAT-Party

BOSTON, MA - Congressman Barney Frank held a press conference today to announce the formation of a new political movement - The Entitlement And Tyranny Party, or TEAT-Party.

The mission of the movement is to promote government-subsidies, handouts and welfare.

While the new movement allegedly has several million members, many of the TEAT-Party supporters did not attend the press conference due to other engagements, such as standing in line, watching TV, pan-handling and other criminal activity.

Congressman Frank added "The TEAT-Party movement hopes to punish success, reward failure and encourage as many as possible to stop working and get on-board with government sustenance".

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