Palm Beach, Fla. (EIB) -- Conservative talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, told his radio audience the other day that, "before year three of the Obama regime, I want to get into Sarah Palin's pants."
Married for the fourth time, to Kathryn Rogers -- 26 years his junior -- the weight challenged Limbaugh quoted his wife of four months, saying, "'Rush, your love handles are too much, they remind me of the left-wing media.'" Limbaugh continued, "Ladies and gentlemen, the pain I felt at being compared to lefties was so heart wrenching that for a split second it crossed my mind that I, 'El Rushbo' might have to look for Mrs. Limbaugh the fifth."
As a result, Mrs. Limbaugh IV reached out to Sarah Palin who agreed to give him a pair of her pants --"gosh, not my moose hunting ones though"-- if he lost the weight and wore them while playing golf.
When asked to comment, Palin said, "Oh, darn right I made that deal, doggone it, why not? Rush is a real American hero, along with John McCain, a hard working patriot, a tea party supporter and golly, just an all round nice guy that any hockey mom would love to cuddle. And ya know, if he decides to get rid of those man thingies on his chest I'll be there for him, you betcha."
Rocket Man Sir Elton John who sang at the couple's wedding reception, was quoted as saying, "Initially, I was quite upset with Rush, thinking he meant Michael Palin, but was relieved to find out he was referring to that prat from Alaska."