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Friday, 17 September 2010

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OK, Meester Cleenton, basta! Mo mires a mis pechos.

Sexy, super-hot reporter Ines Sainz, who is pissed-off at the New York Jets for treating her like a sexy, super-hot reporter, will be on special assignment this week, interviewing randy former president Bill Clinton.

"I is so excite to see Mr. President Cleenton," said Sainz. "He is very good president and I thin' he will be good speak to."

Yes, Bill Clinton was impeached:

Impeachment is simply formal charges against a civil officer of government for crimes committed in office. The actual trial on those charges, and subsequent removal of an official on conviction on those charges, is separate from the act of impeachment itself.

BTW, as punishment for using Monica Lewinsky's vagina as a humidor, Clinton was suspended from practicing in Arkansas for five years in 2001, and disbarred by the US Supreme Court.

"it is true," said President Clinton, partially hidden behind his opulent oak and gold-leaf desk, ostensibly to conceal his erection. "And I must say, I am very disappointed to hear that the New York Jets treated Ms. Sainz so poorly."

"A female reporter has every right to be in a locker room full of sweaty, overstimulated steroid abusers wearing a dinky top and jeans that allowed the outline of her clit piercing to be been, and not be harassed."

When asked what Mr. Clinton had planned for the one-on-one, one of only two Presidents ever to be impeached was forthcoming:

"She has already been told that there are three subjects that can not be discussed; My dog-faced daughter, my marriage to Mr. Secretary-of-State, and the fact that I am going to be knuckle-deep in her pouch within ten minutes after her arrival."

"She get an interview that'll make her famous for something other than being a c-ck-tease, and I get to penetrate a Mexican lap-burger."

"Quid pro quo, Pumpkin."

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