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Thursday, 16 September 2010

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MADISON, WI - Ieshuh Griffin is running for State Assembly in Wisconsin, and she wants voters to know she "IS the white man's bitch".

In fact, she wanted that statement posted under her name on the ballot for state representative, in the place where the candidate's political party would be listed.

Understandably, many Caucasians took offense to Ms. Griffin's statement and her Democrat opponent, Stephanie Findley, has taken advantage of the situation:

Ms. Findley's statement? "I Am the White Man's Bitch". She said that she intends to capitalize on Ms. Griffin's offensive statement by appealing to those that are offended.

Griffin is running as an independent, to replace State Representative Annette "Polly" Williams, who is retiring after 30 years in office, as "Whitey's Revenge".

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