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Topics: Texas, Tattoos

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

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An Abilene, Texas church, "The Good Community Church" has had several of their members have a tattoo made on their rears to express their loyalty to the pastor and the Texas church.

The tattoos are composed of the church logo.

Asked if this wasn't going a little too far, Pastor John Bucket stated "No!" He said the church members wanted to do something special to show how committed they are.

Maybe they got the 'committed' part right at that.

Pastor Bucket told his audience that their operation to have 200 people attending within one year had been achieved, so they had to do as they promised and have the tattoos. That he, himself, would head down to the tattoo parlor Monday morning.

Some also had the pastor's name on them.

However, one of the tattoo artists who asked not to be named told "The Ugly Truth" that the pastor had to have three other tattoos removed from earlier churches he had lead.

"Personally, I think he's got a thing for rear ends."

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