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Wednesday, 15 September 2010

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Students Filling Out Papers Before Video Shown!

The Principal of a Pennsylvania school apologized to all 450 seniors after a video they were watching went from "The Importance of Giving Blood" to "Raunchy Rita's Roadhouse", a porn film.

Apparently while school officials were getting the last of the high school seniors in the door and checking the outside area, the film had been running for some time.

"I thought I heard a lot of cheering in there", stated Ms. Rachet, Literature Instructor. "I thought maybe that Mr. Daugherty had finally told a funny joke. But then it got a lot louder. By the time I got in there and looked at the video, I pulled the plug."

Apparently it took Ms. Rachet ten minutes to unplug the video although she claims that her glasses steamed up and she ran into a football lineman.

The school and the blood bank who sponsored the event both received dozens of irate calls from parents plus Ms. Rachet had some heavy breathers on the line.

The Main Blood Bank canceled the rest of the day and say they would come some other time to get the blood donations from students.

They also fired a certain employee.

"No use going after blood that day", stated Ms. Agnes Willoughby. "By the time that video had finished, half of them had most of their blood in their penis."

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