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Tuesday, 14 September 2010

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Every weekend for the past four years, according to an article from "The Ugly Truth", the members of the New Beginnings Ministries church in Landsworth, Ohio have gathered together in front of The Foxy Box Strip Club and attempted to shame customers out of going into the club.

They then would place their license plate numbers on the Internet.

They also carried signs that told them where their final destination would be.

However, for the past two Sunday mornings, the bikini-wearing dancers and strippers have been returning the favor by appearing just outside the church grounds.

They have had water fights so the clothes can be seen through and after any mud is delivered, had a wrestling match.

This past Saturday night the church people were out in even bigger force, this time taking photographs of customers at the Fox Club and placing them on the internet with signs that said, "Is this your Dad or Brother?"

Posters have also appeared mysteriously around town.

At this point it's apparently up to the strippers to arrange the next one-upmanship!

At this past Sundays meeting outside, there were twenty times as many men than there were strippers and dancers as they came to get a freebee.

Their photographs have also been taken, except for the ones who fled at the appearance of cameras.

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