RICHMOND, Texas - Sheyla Hershey has finally decided to have her gigantic M cup breast implants removed for safety reasons.
Hershey said that one week ago she sneezed while she was sleeping and knocked out two teeth, gave herself two black eyes, and scared the hell out of her pet Pomeranian puppy who took off running and peed in the hallway, two of the bedrooms, and in the downstairs kitchen.
Sheyla, who lives in Ciudad Chichona, Brazil, told a reporter for CNN, that ever since she first got her M breasts (M for Monstrous) she has not been able to see her feet, her stomach, or her hooha.
She laughed and said that her next door neighbor's little boy Paquito wanted to take her to his second grade 'show and tell' class.
Hershey said that she would have gone but she had to be home when the plumber came to fix the six inch by six inch hole which she put in the shower stall when she accidentally slipped reaching for a bar of soap.
Sheyla's doctor was asked what they are planning on doing with the three pounds of silicon per tit that he will be removing.
He blushed and said that Ms. Hershey has been in contact with Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, and Keira Knightley, who are all quite under-endowed in the knocker department and each one has said that they will take two pounds each.
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