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Topics: Barack Obama, Koran

Friday, 10 September 2010

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President Obama to Burn Koran on New Oval Office Rug

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Hussein Obama, frustrated with the media for ignoring his press conference this morning, vowed to regain his momentum by burning a Koran on the new Oval Office carpet this Sunday.

Mr. Obama's morning press conference on the USA Economy was covered by C-Span, CNBC and The Cartoon Network but the mainstream cable news networks (Fox News, CNN, MSNBC) focused instead on other breaking news: Donald Trump, 'Don't ask, don't tell', Burgers and Tim Allen's return to TV.

"I plan on restoring the relevancy of the presidency by burning a Koran in the Oval Office. After the burning, I will be returning the Oval Office to its proper decor." He said.

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