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Friday, 10 September 2010

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Playboy model and centerfold Tiffany Livingston was sitting in her seat on JetBlue Flight 522 from Orlando to Newark one minute and the next she went screaming towards the plane door.

"She looked like she was trying to open the stupid door", stated fellow passenger Aretha Goodley. "There was someone screamong really loud but I guess that was me. Anyway, when I stopped to listen, the screaming stopped."

The 21 year-old playmate was detained by the FBI after allegedly confessing to trying to open a plane door in mid-flight, as soon as the plane landed.

"We had to stay in our seats until they came and got her off", stated Leroy Madison. "I think she may have been high or something. HIGH! Get it! She was HIGH on the plane! Zooooooom!"

Apparently not the only one.

It turns out that Ms. Livingston has suffered panic attacks in the past and that is what the FBI believe happened here.

"She told us she forgot her medicine but thought she would be OK this time", an officer told our reporter.

Aretha Goodley then told our reporter that some of the men had tackled Ms. Livingston so she wouldn't get the door open. In fact there must have been ten men on that poor woman's ass."

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