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Pastor vs Imam Cage Match

GAINESVILLE, FL - Pastor Terry Jones, the man behind 'International Burn a Koran Day' issued a challenge to Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, the man who wants to build an Islamic community center two blocks away from Ground Zero in Lower Manhattan.

"I challenge the towel-head from New York to a cage match to be held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. If I win, Feisal Abdul Rauf will relent in his plans to build a mosque near Ground Zero. If the towel-head wins, I will not burn any Korans. If the match is a draw, I will burn Korans in New York and the towel-head will build a mosque in Florida." Pastor Jones said.

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