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Thursday, 9 September 2010

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Ever since Sarah Palin was plucked from her boring day job as Governor of Alaska and thrust upon the national psyche like a bag of frozen fries in a fresh batch of corn oil, her family has been missing her something fierce. No one more than her husband, Todd.

As hard as he has tried to keep up with his wife, following her around and making sure she washes her hands after every speech and keeping her stocked up on lipstick, it just doesn't seem to be enough for the former oil field worker, commercial fisherman and Iditarod racer.

Friends close to Todd Palin say that they have noticed he's just not that happy playing second fiddle, and has stated more than once that he misses a raucous romp on the fiddle every once in a while.

That's why he's taken up Karaoke. It seems to fill the void left by a wife who is never home, and when she is, is too tired to even remember her husband or kids' names. Todd is now a regular karaoke performer down at the Mug Shot Saloon in Wasilla and has taken the nickname "Todd Stewart" given by his female fans for the awesome job he does on his own rendition of Rod Stewart's Maggie May song where he infuses the name Sarah for Maggie.

Rock on Todd.

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