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Thursday, 9 September 2010

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The real villains

Gainesville, Florida - (Bonfire of the Insanities Mess): US pastor Terry Jones has been urged by British protestors to burn Tony Blair's memoir instead of the Muslim holy book this Saturday.

The International Burn A Koran Day loony has been offered a truckload of the offensive material from Stop-the-Whore-Coalition members in London.

Immolation of the offensive tome, written by the holier-than-thou warmonger, 'would go down well' in extremist hellholes such as Afghanistan, sources say.

The auto-hagiography has been widely criticised for inflaming public opinion and inciting violence on an unprecedented scale.

The Dove World Outreach Center cleric's threatened publicity stunt has been widely condemned by fundraisers everywhere for ignoring the real villains of 9/11.

"We see the proposed Blair book bonfirefest as a win-win situation," Accrington bookshop worker Mrs Vera Snatchbudd said today.

Osama Bin Laden is 69.

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