Peter Johnson of Seaside, California has filed a petition in California court for the right to have a wedding for him and his penis.
"If gays win the right to marry then I'm next", stated the red-headed Johnson. "I'm due to talk to some people in San Francisco so I can't be hanging around here with my head down all day."
Peter stated that he was going to San Francisco to meet with friends at the City Lights Bookstore and maybe plan a demonstration.
Johnson had earlier drew a crowd and told them that his penis was his best friend and one of the crowd stated that he would like to shake hands with his best friend, but Johnson told him that he is shy and seldom goes out on his own.
But then a high voice from his pants stated "Balls To That! You won't let me out unless you have the need!"
"Don't pay any attention to the little guy", stated Johnson. "He's not very circumcised in what he says."
Asked if there will be a best man and maid of honor, Peter said that that would be ridiculous. "What kind of nut would do something like that? You got to give us credit for having some sense."
So off he went to his car to head for San Fran, but he did stop to say that he wouldn't be the first, just the first officially married to his penis.
Allen Ginsberg married his penis way back in the fifties, but it didn't last as it was unfaithful to him."