President Obama said that he isn't worried about the rumors that he is Muslim according to a report in the tabloid article, "The Mosque At Ground Zero".
However, the internet site "Snoops" says he was actually born a Muslim. "We have the copies of his birth and he was born a Muslim."
Obama denies this. "How can you be born something? I had no choice being born in Kenya...I mean Hawaii.
Questioned further about the number of Muslim babies born in Hawaii as compared to the number of Muslim babies in Kenya, it's a hundred to one.
Disputing this and wanting to change the subject, the President says he has been a member of Brother Jeremiah Wright's church for several years. That it doesn't bother him because he takes all his worries to Allah.
"Now, did you know my oldest daughter Malia has braces on her teeth?"
"Is the name 'Malia" Muslim?"
"Shit. I'm going back inside my office of President Of The United States. You all can go crawl back to your places under the rocks."
So he left.
Meanwhile Malia came over to us and showed us a blank page from her notebook for school.
"See that. That's the accomplishments my dad has made while he's been in office. Zilch! He may be Muslim as far as I know. But I know one thing for certain."
"He ain't gonna be talking about me having braces on my teeth anymore!"